In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

In school , the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people. The best collection of quotes and sayings for eve...

1+1 = 3 if you do not use a condom

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It's Friday, remember that bad decisions = the best stories.

It's Friday , remember that bad decisions = the best stories. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life....

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong . The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life. ♥♥ Share Inspire ...

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge?

If we're not supposed to have late night snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge ? The best collection of quotes and sayings...

My middle finger salutes you.

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Drinking - For everyone out there who never tried alcohol or at least never got drunk, this is how it feels

Drinking - For everyone out there who never tried alcohol or at least never got drunk, this is how it feels The best collection of quot...

I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If he figures it out, he's worth a shot.

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You may pay for school, but you can't buy class.

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When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to. But when a guy cancels a date it's because he has two.

When a girl cancels a date , it's because she has to. But when a guy cancels a date it's because he has two. The best collection...

If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary.

If an object is more than five feet away, it becomes unnecessary. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life...

If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye.

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Whenever I delete text messages, I feel like I'm deleting evidence.

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When a movie says 'based on a true story', it gets 10 times scarier.

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Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

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Nerd flirting: I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

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If you don't like me, just know that I'm still in Beta.

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You may have history with her but you have chemistry with me.

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I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out our asses.

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When people ask dumb questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers.

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